Have a pregnant lady murders someone does the child get an assist
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What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady
Answer: you can unscrew a lightbulb but you can’t unscrew a lady
one day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER" the guy said. So the duck walked away. The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
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When a pregnant lady gives birth it looks like she is having an erection
