Pregnant lady jokes
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
One day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER!" the guy said. So the duck walked away.
The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂