Precaution memes

Newspaper

2 years ago

A comic strip shows people dressed in Harry Potter costumes waiting outside a store with a sign that reads 'Midnight Sale'. The text reads 'THE PAST... "IT WAS THE EARLY 2000s. A TIME WHEN WE ALL LEARNED TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS AGAINST SPOILERS." I'VE AVOIDED READING NEWSPAPERS AND EVEN LOGGED OFF OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB TO MAKE SURE THAT THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK ISN'T RUINED FOR ME. "ME TOO! I'M NOT GOING TO CHECK MY GEOCITIES PAGE UNTIL I'M THROUGH THE BOOK!" MIDNIGHT SALE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! -OOOOOOOORRRRE! NOOOOOOOO!'. In the next panels, Deadpool in a Harry Potter themed cloak spoils the book.

Baptism

1 month ago

COVID was a different ERA

Inside a church, a couple holds a baby dressed in white for a baptism. A priest, wearing a surgical mask and dressed in white vestments, stands across the baptismal font, pointing a pink, handheld sprayer or squirt gun at the baby to administer the water from a distance. The text reads: "This was the most insane stage of the pandemic."

Jokes

Rape

2 years ago

Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.

Phone Sex

8 years ago

Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!

Condom

4 years ago

What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.

Precaution jokes