Poker Game jokes

What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?

A full house.

I got kicked outta the poker game.

They said I was a little cheetah.

Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.

Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.

A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.

The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"

The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.

The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.