Platitude jokes

The happier they get, the less they see.

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.

No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

It's just true.

It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate.