Pitcher jokes
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.