What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters
In America they was a boy named urhan and he had one hand and a stump and a girl named handa who was a orphan, they had a trial for Boston red socks and they failed because urhan couldn’t stump the ball and handa didn’t know where home was.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball? A: they can’t find home
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet. Then it hit me
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium???
'Cuz' he made his home run
Two Native Americans 🥴🥴🥴
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?" The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer. His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?" Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
