Pitcher jokes
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.