why do you call a pineapple a pineapple
because it is a pineapple pin apple apple pen doudodo
A duck walks into a bar and says "Got any bread?" The bartender says "No bread here." And then the duck says "Got any bread?" And the bartender says "Didn't I just f***ing say that there was no bread here?" And the duck says "Got any bread?!" And the bartender says "You stupid duck! Or should I say d***? There's no bread here. Don't make me say that again, or I'll pin you to the wall with a nail." So the duck says "Got any nails?" And then the bartender looks surprised, and says "Of course I've got f***ing nails. Can't you see them?" And the duck says "Got any bread?" And the bartender throws the duck out of the bar.
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
stephen hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off
Mary Rose sat on a pin Mary Rose
