Piñata jokes

What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?

Dress up as a piñata!

My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...

When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.

How do you keep a blind kid entertained?

You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.

When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏

I'm going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I'm a piñata.

What happened to the blind man's son?

He thought he was hitting a piñata.

When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!