Physical impairment jokes

Why did Helen Keller wear skin tight pants?

So you could read her lips.

What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?

He didn't open it yet.

What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?

Leaving, walking.

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

25 disabled kids.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.

Man, I loved that wheelchair.

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"