Physical impairment jokes
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
Why did Helen Keller wear skin tight pants?
So you could read her lips.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.