Whats a crazy mans favorite phrase when he has a knife?
Freak out!
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
What’s the difference between a hoe and a roster? A roster says cockle doodle doo and a hoe says any cock will do
say "Mike who cheese hairy" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
" Meeeehh, what's up Downs? "
Whats an eggs favorite phrase? an EGGspresion