Perv jokes
I love you, Lovely Perv!
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!