Penalty Box jokes

What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.

“Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said, “Son, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”

I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."

I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.

The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"

I said, "Sexy."

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"

I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡