Pedofile Jokes

Pedophile

Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?

Because they are good at fingering A minor.

Anniversary

I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.

Pedophile

What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.

Fight

What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

Alien vs Predator.

Pedophile

What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.

How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.

How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.

What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"

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