Pedofile jokes

I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.

What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.

What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

Alien vs Predator.

What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.

How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.

How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.

What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"

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  • What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?

    A pedophile.

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