What is a pedofile's favorite planet?
Uranus
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Im 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedofile. I told him to fuck off this is our 10th anniversary
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
Where do pedofiles do when they wake up
Turn on the child safety lock on the car
What’s the relashinship between a pedofile and a light bulb, the both meant for dark rooms
What did the frog say to the pedofile RUBIT
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
