Peado jokes
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!