Patrick

Patrick Jokes

Rhyme

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

Irishman

What do you call two gay Irishmen?

Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.

Couple

Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.

Mama

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

Texas

Hey, Patrick, what am I??

Uh, stupid?

No, I’m Texas!

What’s the difference??

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Mama

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🀣

Irishman

Why do Catholic Irishmen in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saint Patrick's Day?

Nuke

Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.

Patrick: *picks up nuke*

Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!

Patrick: Yes.

Nuke: *boom*