Path Of Least Resistance jokes

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.

Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?

Experience.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.

Life is like a dick, it just gets hard for no reason.

Police: Where do you live?

Me: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live?

Me: With me.

Police: Where do you all live?

Me: Together.

Police: Where is your house?

Me: Next to my neighbor.

Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?

Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.

Police: Tell me.

Me: Next to my house.

We can't go under it...

We can't go over it...

We have to go through it!