Pasture jokes
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.