Pasture jokes
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed? High steaks gambling.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.