What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes? You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Joke 1# ' Knock Knock ' Whos there? ' Pastur ' Pastur who? ' Past ur bedtime '.
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
How do you get a cow to eat? give it mooshroom!
y was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It is pasture your bed time
Cow A:I slept with your sister
Cow B:Never knew my brother was a girl
all the other cows:
:O
What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er
why did the out of shape cow quit her job she got tired of jumping over the moon
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
but it's pasture bed time.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bed time."
Why are theaters popular among cows? -- They enjoy watching moovies.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did they would always be falling asleep.
