Parentless jokes
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
I'm an orphan, lol.