Parentless jokes
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.