Parentless jokes
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?