Parentless jokes
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.