Paraphernalia jokes

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏

Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.