Paraphernalia jokes
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.
