Paraphernalia jokes
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.
