Paramilitary jokes

Kid

3186 views · Ganster · 4 years ago

What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?

Special forces.

Military

163 views · AlfonzoTheClown · 7 years ago

We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

IRA

142 views · Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

A four-panel comic strip contrasting the Irish Republican Army (IRA) with Individual Retirement Arrangement (IRA) financial experts. In the top panel, three masked figures, one holding a rifle and one wearing a beret, ask, 'Where are the English?' A woman in glasses and pearls asks them, 'Who are you guys? I thought I hired IRA experts?' In the bottom panel, the same masked figure is being questioned by three men in suits and glasses. One of the men asks, 'So Sir, what was your yearly income?' The masked figure replies, 'Who the feck are you guys? I thought I hired IRA?'

Paramilitary memes

Men

233 views · KGZ · 3 years ago

what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?

Rainbow Six Siege.

Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.

Military

37 views · MidgetMan946 · 3 years ago

Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.

Child

26 views · Anonymous · 2 days ago

The image captures a first-person perspective from the back seat of a car. In the front, two Doge-like figures wear black balaclavas and hold firearms: a revolver and a long rifle. In the foreground, a third person holds a silenced submachine gun. Through the windshield, a building is visible with a lit-up banner reading 'Children's Drag Show'.

Paramilitary memes