Paramilitary Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Kid

2,906 views · Ganster · 4 years ago

What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?

Special forces.

Emo kid

511 views · Anonymous · 4 years ago

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

IRA

142 views · Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A four-panel comic strip contrasting the Irish Republican Army (IRA) with Individual Retirement Arrangement (IRA) financial experts. In the top panel, three masked figures, one holding a rifle and one wearing a beret, ask, 'Where are the English?' A woman in glasses and pearls asks them, 'Who are you guys? I thought I hired IRA experts?' In the bottom panel, the same masked figure is being questioned by three men in suits and glasses. One of the men asks, 'So Sir, what was your yearly income?' The masked figure replies, 'Who the feck are you guys? I thought I hired IRA?'

Paramilitary memes

Military

144 views · AlfonzoTheClown · 7 years ago

We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

Men

213 views · KGZ · 3 years ago

what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?

Rainbow Six Siege.

Dad

33 views · I can fly! *falls* · 4 years ago

My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.