Overtime jokes

A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.

The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"

"What happened?" said the manager.

"A civil war."

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

Chuck Norris and Time had a race.

Result: Time is still running...

6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?