Over population jokes

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

People complain we are overpopulated.

Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?

how to solve world hunger and over population?

Cannibalism.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Bleach solves so many problems:

Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.

The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.

I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.