The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
Jonny went to school one day, and later that day his dad got a call saying he needed to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home, his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike, Jonny was offered to ride the bike, but he declined it and replied, "My butt still hurts."
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"
The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
Stephen hawking was in a house fir when he got out people called him hot wheels
I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...
Perfect dinner joke
Did you hear about the new movie constipated
It hasn’t come out yet
Have you seen the new movie Constipation?
You haven't?
That's because it hasn't come out yet.
One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.
The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
how do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see it's facial expressions how do you get it out tortilla chip
how do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see it's facial expressions how do you get the baby out with a tortilla chip
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here." His mom comes rushing in and says, "Little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!"
After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Okay, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in the kitchen."
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Why do orphans want parents because they don't want to be left out
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
