Osama

Osama Jokes

I will like to thank my favourite President Barack Obama sorry Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden I mean Osama bin Laden sorry hummus in my throat

Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇

When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

Bully: Ur Gay

Me: IM STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN

Bully: * runs away and hears crash*

During the election campaign of 2012 we heard about Obama but we fought they said Osama. So I told my friend grab his gun and lets have some fun. So during one of Obama's campaign we both shot him to death, which lasted a while. Then my friend said "lets go get piz drunk at Mavericks bar". Then on TV they talked about Obama death and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.