Orthography jokes
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"
Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness
Spell "I cup."
I see you pee.
Spell "I cup."
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."
Why are S and U never thirsty?
They drink tea (T).
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?