Orthography jokes

Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"

Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?

Because the "p" is silent.

Spell "I cup."

I C U P

Spell IHOP, then say "ness."

Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the "p" is silent.

Spell "I cup."

I see you pee.

Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness

Spell "I cup."

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.