Orthography jokes

Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"

Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?

Because the "p" is silent.

Spell "I cup."

I C U P

Spell IHOP, then say "ness."

Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the "p" is silent.

Spell "I cup."

I see you pee.

Spell "I cup."

Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness