Orthography jokes

Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"

Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?

Because the "p" is silent.

Spell "I cup."

I C U P

Spell IHOP, then say "ness."

Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the "p" is silent.

Spell "I cup."

I see you pee.

Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness

Spell "I cup."

Why are S and U never thirsty?

They drink tea (T).

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.

In English class, the teacher says, "Kids, you need to say the alphabet. Okay, Sally, you first." Sally says, "Okay, a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z." The teacher says, "Good job, Sally." Then the teacher called on four other students who got it right. Then the teacher called on Little Johnny. The teacher says, "Little Johnny, say the alphabet." Little Johnny says, "b c e f g h i j k l m n o p s v w x y z." The teacher says, "No, Johnny, that's not right." Johnny says, "Oh, I forgot, u r a q t." The teacher says, "No, still not right, and thank you." Johnny says, "Oh, I’ll give you the d later." The class laughs and the teacher says, "Go to the office now."