Orthography jokes
Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness
Spell "I cup."
I see you pee.
Spell "I cup."
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why are S and U never thirsty?
They drink tea (T).
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"