Orphans jokes
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
Can orphans go to a family restaurant?
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because it is a family company. 😂 😂
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.