Orphans jokes
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."