Orphans jokes

Orphan

An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.

Adoption

Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.

Orphan

Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

Orphan

Why do orphans love having sex?

Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."

Orphan

Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?

Because he thought that she would leave him too.

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    An orphan goes to a doctor.

    Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."

    Orphan: "But why?"

    Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."

    Orphan

    What's the difference between apples and orphans?

    An apple gets picked.

    Orphan

    What's the only good thing about being an orphan?

    All snacks are family sized!

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans be gay?

    Because they have no one they can call "daddy."

    Orphan

    I made a website for orphans.

    Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

    Orphan

    "Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."

    Orphan

    Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.