Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.