Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."