Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because it is a family company. 😂 😂
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."