What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
Orphans Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
