Orphans jokes
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
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What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
I'm an orphan, lol.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
How do you know when an orphan is lying?
When they say, "I swear on my mother's life."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.