Orphans jokes
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!