Orphans jokes
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
I'm an orphan, lol.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
How do you know when an orphan is lying?
When they say, "I swear on my mother's life."
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.