Orphans jokes
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
I'm an orphan, lol.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.