Orphans jokes
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
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What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
I'm an orphan, lol.
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.