Orphans jokes
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.