Orphans jokes
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.