Orphans jokes
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.