Orphans jokes

I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.

Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.

Why did the orphan become a str1pper?

So she can have someone to call daddy.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.

Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?

Cause it’s a family business.

Why do orphans stay home alone?

Because they don't have parents.

Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because it's all about family!

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.

Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.

What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?

Imaginary parents.

Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?

No, because they already are on one.

Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?

Family.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?

Answer: A home.

If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?

What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.