Orphans jokes
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.