Orphans jokes
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.