Orphans jokes
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!