Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.