Orphans jokes
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.