Orphans jokes
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
I wish I could kill my family, but you realize you're an orphan.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.