Orphans jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
How are apples and orphans different?
Apples get picked.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."