Orphans jokes
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
How are apples and orphans different?
Apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.