Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
I wish I could kill my family, but you realize you're an orphan.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
How are apples and orphans different?
Apples get picked.