Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
I wish I could kill my family, but you realize you're an orphan.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.