Orphans jokes
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
I wish I could kill my family, but you realize you're an orphan.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
How are apples and orphans different?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.