Orphans jokes

Orphan

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

It's not like they'll tell their parents.

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    I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"

    God, I love working at an orphanage :)

    Orphan

    Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?

    Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.

    Kid

    Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.

    Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!

    A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.

    What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.

    What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.

    Orphan

    Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

    Orphan

    Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.

    Orphan

    My ex was an orphan as a child.

    I should have taken that as the first sign.

    If her parents didn't want her, why would I?

    Orphan

    Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?

    Their dad did not come home with the milk.

    Orphan

    Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.

    Orphan

    How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.

    Orphan

    What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.

    Orphan

    What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.

    Orphan

    Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.