My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I.
What does the " f " stand for in orphan?
Family
why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None they don't even got a home
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him
What's an orphans favorite part of a website
The homepage
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes? Because there is never anyone at the door.
What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Apples get picked
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why did the orphan become a criminal it wants to be wanted.
What would an orphan priest call himself: Father Les.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips
They were all family sized
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Why can't orphans be criminals
Because their not wanted
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don't have Mothers and Fathers day.
Why can u slap a Orphan? are they going to tell mommy.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
What do an orphans parents have in commn with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Q: Can orphans hit a home-Run? A: No, they don't know what its like to have a home to run too.
