Orphans jokes
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Why did the Orphan go to church?
To call someone father.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.