Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
Parents' signature _______________________________
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.