Orphans jokes
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Why did the Orphan go to church?
To call someone father.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.