Orphans jokes
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Why did the Orphan go to church?
To call someone father.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.