Orphans jokes
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.