Orphans jokes
Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Why did the Orphan go to church?
To call someone father.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.