Orphans jokes
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.