Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.