Orphans jokes
Why did the Orphan go to church?
To call someone father.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.