Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Orphans Jokes
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
