Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.