Orphans jokes
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
Orphans will eat toes for food.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.