Orphans jokes
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
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If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.