Orphans jokes
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
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Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Who's an orphan?
You are.