Orphans jokes
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
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Who's an orphan?
You are.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."