Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.