Orphans jokes
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
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Who's an orphan?
You are.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.