Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
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Orphans will eat toes for food.
Orphan joke.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?