What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Orphans Jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
