Orphans jokes
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.