Orphans jokes
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.