Orphans jokes

Orphan

Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?

Because they don't know who's Homer.

Orphan

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.

Orphan

I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.

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Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher. What?

Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.

Teacher. Why water?

Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You make them clap until they go home.

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Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."

Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"

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Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.

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Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.

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Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.