Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.