Orphans jokes
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.