Orphans jokes
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.