Orphans jokes
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.