Orphans jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.