Orphans jokes
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.