Orphans jokes

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What do orphans call their parents?

Unicorns because they don’t exist.

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If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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    Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.

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    Why do orphans work boomerangs?

    Because it's the only thing that comes back.

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    Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

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    Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?

    A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.

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    Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.

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    Why do orphans drink water with cereal?

    Because their dad never came back with the milk.

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    Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.

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    What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

    The apples get picked.

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    How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.

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    Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

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    Why do orphans hate school?

    No field trips. Parent signature_____________.