Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.