Why do orphans work boomerangs. Because it’s the only thing that comes back
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
How to make a orphans hands hurt:make them clap their hands till their parent comes back
Why can’t orphans have babies
Because they have no one to call daddy
What show does an orphan hate the most modern family
What do you call a orphan family tree
A tree stump
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot? Because the do not have a home!
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show
Family Feud
What’s a joke that an orphan has never heard before? A dad joke.
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
Why did the orphan go to church? To hear some "foster" Parenting advice.
What is a orphans favorite period? Homeroom
Why do Orphans eat water with their cereal. Because their father never came home with milk.
i don't get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone "father"
if an orphan takes a selfie... isn’t it basically a family portrait?
Why do orphans drink water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk<3
Wow do you make an orphans hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until there parents come home
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
He can’t find home
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
what do you call an orphan family photo
a selfie
but wait what family he never had one
