Orphans jokes
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.