Orphans jokes

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What do orphans call their parents?

Unicorns because they don’t exist.

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If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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    Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.

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    Why do orphans work boomerangs?

    Because it's the only thing that comes back.

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    Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

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    Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?

    A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.

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    Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.

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    what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

    The apple gets picked.

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    What do you call an orphan family photo?

    A selfie.

    But wait, what family? He never had one.

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    What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.

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    Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.