Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.