Orphans jokes
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".