Orphans jokes
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣