Orphans jokes
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.