Orphans jokes
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.