I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
Orphans Jokes
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
