What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.