Orphans jokes
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.