Orphans jokes
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Heh, stupid orphan.