Orphans jokes
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.