Orphans jokes
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
The F in orphans stands for family...
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.