Orphans jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.