Orphans jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.