Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.