Orphans jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.