Orphans jokes
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.