Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."