Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!