What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
Orphans Jokes
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
