Orphans Jokes

What do u call an orphan taking a selfie. A family photo

Why can’t orphans play poker because they don’t know what a full house is

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Lego figures from his friend but they ran way too.

What is it called when a orphan takes a family photo? A selfie

Whats the different's between apples and orphan's? The apples get picked XD!

Boy: Hey mom can we have ice cream. Orphan: What's a mom?

What flour do you give an orphan ?

Self raising

Sonic says: If you're bored, Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? tell their parents?

What’s an orphans favorite movie? Spider-Man No way Home

Why are orphans bad at baseball.

They don’t know where home is.

whats the difference between apples and orphans... the apples get picked

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me: hey, are your parents home?

orphan: (crying) stop calling here

What does an orphan's father and Nemo have in common.

They are both nowhere to be found.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Why do orphans play a lot of tennis? Cause that's the only way they get love.

Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "we are family"

Why do Orphans go to Chruch? So that they can call someone Father

Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.... i went for the cliffs