Orphans jokes
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.