Orphans jokes
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."