Orphans jokes
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
What type of work can orphans do? Homework.
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.