Orphans jokes
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.
So, I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.
How do you know when an orphan is lying?
When they say, "I swear on my mother's life."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they wanna feel wanted.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither can see their parents.
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.
Orphan: They're dead.
Me: A promise made is a promise kept.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family size.