whats the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming" ;)
So I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.
Why do orphans rob banks? Because they wanna feel wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay.
They have no one to call daddy
Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues
why cant orphans be gay -they have no one to call daddy
if a orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year tell them for you only 363 days because you skip fathers day and mothers day.
How do you know when an orphan is lying.
When they say I swear on my mother’s life
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature
Why can't orphan be gay
They have no one to call Dady
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie
I got a orphan a Iphone 6 I told him to press the home button he has been doing it all day
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it’s family?
A self-fie
Me. i asked an orphan were his parents were i also said that i promised to take him to them Orphan. there dead Me. a promise made is a promise kept
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
what do blind kids and orphans have in common? neither can see their parents
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back
A orphans parents
For orphans every bag of chips is family size
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock Knock...
Who' there?
Not your parents
