Orphans jokes
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
What can orphans not do in school?
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.