Orphans jokes
How do you know when an orphan is lying?
When they say, "I swear on my mother's life."
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
So, I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they wanna feel wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family size.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither can see their parents.
Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.
Orphan: They're dead.
Me: A promise made is a promise kept.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.