Orphans jokes
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
So, I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they wanna feel wanted.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.
Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.
Orphan: They're dead.
Me: A promise made is a promise kept.
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?