Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
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I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!