Orphans jokes
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.