Orphans jokes
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"