I made a website to adopt orphans
But there is no home page
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead
no one cares if you bully an orphan, what they gon' do? tell their parents?!
what's the difference between a apple and a orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree? An Orphan
what did the orphan ask Santa for. a good family
Why are orphans Bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
why cant orphans play baseball? because the cant make to home
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
BecUse they wanna be wanted
what's an orphan's favorite movie Spiderman NO WAY HOME
What did the orphan say to the other orphan
Get into the batmobile Robin.
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
Why does the military recruit orphans? Because homing missiles don’t target them
what's the difference between an orphan and cotton? one gets picked
Why can’t orphans go on school trips? They need a parent signature.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have? A home button.
