Orphans jokes
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.