Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?