Orphans jokes
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.