Orphans jokes
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.