Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Orphans Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
