Orphans jokes
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.