Orphans jokes
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How to make an orphan's hand bleed? By making them clap until their parents come back.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: ______
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Everyone loves orphans,
other than their parents of course.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.