Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why do orphans have no parents?
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Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!