Orphans jokes

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What joke do you tell an orphan?

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Not your parents.

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The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.

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Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.

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How to make an orphan's hand bleed? By making them clap until their parents come back.

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Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: ______

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What's the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.

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    What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.

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    Why does an orphan love to go to church?

    Because they have someone to call father.

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    Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.

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    Why do orphans have water in their cereal?

    Because their dad never came home with the milk.

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    Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!