Orphans jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.