What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.
How to make an orphan's hand bleed? By making them clap until their parents come back.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: ______
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Everyone loves orphans,
other than their parents of course.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
