Orphans jokes
Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.
Orphan: They're dead.
Me: A promise made is a promise kept.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: ______
How to make an orphan's hand bleed? By making them clap until their parents come back.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Everyone loves orphans,
other than their parents of course.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.