Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Q: What was the orphan's first phone?
A: The iPhone X because it had no home button.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Orphans will eat toes for food.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
