Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.