Orphans jokes
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
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Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.