Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"