Orphans jokes
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call a father.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.