Orphans jokes
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.