Orphans jokes
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call a father.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!