Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call a father.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.