Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Orphans Jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
