Orphans jokes
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.