Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Orphans Jokes
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
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Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
