Orphans jokes
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!