Orphans jokes
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.