Opp jokes

Intelligence

  • I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.

    Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?

  • 9
  • Forehead

  • Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."

    Status

  • Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

  • 4
  • School

  • Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?

  • 3
  • Community talk

  • I think I might be leaving summer, well.. I'll be on maybe during the weekends. God idk. just know I love and appreciate y'all sm. I've went through a lot and had almost every single one of you there for me. I do have some HUGE opps on this site, but that doesn't matter. People like, Madi, Jasmin, Nat, Iws, Leo, Eli <3, toast, and Cosmo (ik you wont see) I cant help but love y'all with all my heart. This summer is go… Read more

  • Alright, well, this is gonna be my small and petite 👉👈 goodbye post. I wanna thank all of you for curing my boredom, even if you are my opp. I think I might come back to this site after summer break ends (just to check up on y'all and the site), I dunno for sure. I kinda found out that this site is filled up with SOME people that have mental issues or issues at home (in the least meanest way possible). It has been … Read more