Opp jokes

Intelligence

I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.

Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?

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Forehead

Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."

Status

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

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  • Orphan

    Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......

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    Community

    I think I might be leaving summer, well.. I'll be on maybe during the weekends. God idk. just know I love and appreciate y'all sm. I've went through a lot and had almost every single one of you there for me. I do have some HUGE opps on this site, but that doesn't matter. People like, Madi, Jasmin, Nat, Iws, Leo, Eli <3, toast, and Cosmo (ik you wont see) I cant help but love y'all with all my heart. This summer is go… Read more

    Alright, well, this is gonna be my small and petite πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ goodbye post. I wanna thank all of you for curing my boredom, even if you are my opp. I think I might come back to this site after summer break ends (just to check up on y'all and the site), I dunno for sure. I kinda found out that this site is filled up with SOME people that have mental issues or issues at home (in the least meanest way possible). It has been … Read more