One Punch Man jokes
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Goku solos.
Kenshiro is already dead.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
