One Punch Man jokes

Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.

Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.

Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.

"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.