One Punch Man jokes

Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.

Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.

Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

Chuck Norris and Time had a race.

Result: Time is still running...