One Direction

One Direction Jokes

Vacuum

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

Direction

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

Orphan

Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!

Poster

I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Band

What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?

"Juan Direction."

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  • Direction

    I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...

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