I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
Which band doesn’t make music?
One Direction.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
