On The Road jokes
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody likes that joke.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.