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i was on this last night i was going super fast omg :>

im just like spongebob's dumb ass cousin
bruh... no one cares about me and i fuck
everything up
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OMG I USED TO JERK OFF TO HIM IN
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me: brings in missing child police: omg this kid has been missing for 3 months. here is your reward me: oh, cool

NEXT DAY

me: brings in 8 other kids

police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When the person
you hate falls
Ogalaxy directioner
omg is the floor ok?

<Messages
Mother
My baby's in love!
OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE
TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND
SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!
Details
MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to
do?? We have people to feed!
Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. no
one will know
Delivered

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Faisal Saeed Al Mutar
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It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views
and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you
have explicitly and repeatedly stated them. Even worse, those on the
regressive left, in their endless capacity for masochism and self-loathing,
have attempted to shift blame inwardly on themselves, denying the terrorists
even the satisfaction of claiming responsibility.
It's like a bad Monty Python sketch:
"We did this because our holy texts exhort us to to do it."
"No you didn't."
"Wait, what? Yes we did..."
"No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a
front for social and geopolitical reasons."
"WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic
justification. This is jihad, a hely crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and
disbelievers."
"No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and
you defame a great religion by saying so."
Huh!? Who are you to tell us we're not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the
core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal
and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being."
"Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that
alienates and disenfranchises you, and that's why you did this. We're sorry."
"What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the
streets. We targeted unwitting civilians - disenfranchisement doesn't even
enter into it!"
"Listen, it's our fault. We don't blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing
out."
"Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off,
and we're not going to let you take it away from us."
"No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame."
"OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our
message across?"

POV girls: Omg my outfit is so cute! The outfit:

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THEM: OMG! HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN SO
LONG! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?
ME:
@MEMESTODISCUSSINTHERAPY
I JUST EXIST NOW. I HAVE
ABSOLUTELY NO PURPOSE AT ALL.

OMG these things
are so useless
消防栓
HYDRANT

omg look what homer said

CHILE
SOUTH
AMERICA
BOLIVIA
ARGEN
Alltheseshapesandcolours/tumblr
PARAGUAY
BRAZIL
URUGUAY
Look at this country, U R Gay.

Me:knock knock Bestie:whos there? Me:ben Bestie:ben dover? Me:no ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx Bestie:omg how did i forget hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx

Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side

(Omg omg literally dislike im so cringe)

omg the ninjago wiki is so chaotic

dragons rising thingy
What would happen to merlopia when the merge happens?
Comment your theory/opinion about it :)
Benthomaar, Merlopians, Glutinous, Gripe, Merlopia
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Foxyey - 3d
Every single one of the residents were cast away to dark void of nothingness as their entire
kingdom completely collided with solid land, thus burying it.
Or nothing happens, or it merges with another sea kingdom
BenthoisCute. 2d
Merlopia: gets buried
Benthomaar:
:

Boys Vs Girls (oh god another reminder of the robbie incident)

I have depression
OMG you should go
talk to cpecialist

Teenager: OMG, I’m prego, my moms gonna kill me Baby: Lmao, same

9/11

ONLY RESPECT
@person_respect
OMG WHERE HE FLYIN6
9A
Greenwich
Hudson St
TRIBECA
World Trade
Center
assau St
Varick St
Лемреоја
и
Ave
Lafayette St
SOUTHBRIDGE

girls locker room: omg, i'm so
tired, the test was so hard
boys locker room:
ASSAULT VEHICLE ACQUIRED

Me when I see a bug flying my way " Omg what is that " lmao

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