Old Person jokes
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
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Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"